GreenEYESfromOHIO inspired this one
To start it off with the one he like
That is the berries
One of my favorites that a co worker used all the time
Lost as a ball in high weeds. What kid doesn't know how lost that is:biggrin
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GreenEYESfromOHIO inspired this one
To start it off with the one he like
That is the berries
One of my favorites that a co worker used all the time
Lost as a ball in high weeds. What kid doesn't know how lost that is:biggrin
lower than a hogs chin on market day
Nuttier than squirrel turds
crazier than a porcupine in a balloon factory
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Crooked as a dogs leg
"Tighter than Dick's hatband" ... (My GrandPa's favorite saying)
"Rode hard & put up wet"
"I'll be your huckleberry"
Those are 3 ones I have heard growing up
Busier than a cat in a new sandbox
Jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof.
lower than a snakes belly , knee high to a grasshopper
Colder than a well diggers behind in Idaho
Cute as a spotted pup
Nutty as a fruit cake
If you're not getting hung up you're fishing in the wrong place.
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a 6 pack...you might be a redneck!:Rofl Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable guy = Here's your sign! / I don't care who you are, that right thar's funny!!:Rofl
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-Can't fix Stupid
-Stupid is as stupid does
-Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
-Not the sharpest too in the shed
Don’t let you alligator mouth overrun you tweety bird butt...
Where there’s a sweet there’s a bitter. My grandmas favorite. Took me a while to get it but as I got older I totally understood. Lol
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Got to give my granddaddy’s too,too many chiefs and not enough Indians.
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My dad used to say this one. Time or two about me. :yikes :RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie
Down south its a "6 pack and a bag of peanuts"Quote:
Originally Posted by up2specks
Finer than frog hair split 4 ways
More scarce than hens teeth
Uglier than homemade sin. That is one of my moms sayings.
Uglier Than a mud fence
yeppir...BOILED p-nuts!:pukeQuote:
Originally Posted by Barnacle Bill
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Hey SLOW DOWN!...you're drivin' like there's no tomorrow!
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Slicker than owl poop
Wake up before the chickens
When your dumb you gotta be tough!
My stepdaughter absolutely hated that one. It is one of my favoritesQuote:
Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie
Uglier than homemade soap!
Jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof
Like water off a ducks back
Slick as green corn through a goose
Been looking at used boat prices and this one come to mind
Higher than a cat's back
Crazy as a switch engine.
Noisier than a pig stuck under a gate.
Pedal to da metal aka Goin' like a bat outta Hell!
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Bleeding like a stuck hog
If your mind was 1/2 as sharp as your tongue, maybe you'd be invited to parties! {u2s:9/12/21}
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Busy as a cat covering up crap
Happy as a lark
Busy as a beaver
Boy your as bright as a blown out light bulb