That is the pot calling the kettle black.
Had a buddy that hollers oh look a talking kettle when someone is fussing that someone is doing the same things they do themselves
That's a horse of a different color
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That is the pot calling the kettle black.
Had a buddy that hollers oh look a talking kettle when someone is fussing that someone is doing the same things they do themselves
That's a horse of a different color
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
Heard that one a lot growing upQuote:
Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie
You can spit at bad weather but you sure enough can’t change it.
Getting "Hornswaggled"
Chip off the old block
Getting a "wooden nickel"
"My good man" (adult) ..... "There's a good lad" (adolescent/child .. male) .. or "lass" (female)
"You're a real cool cat".
"hey, daddy-o"
"clams" (money)
Chrome Dome (bald guy)
That was a "gas".
"Hey, Joe ... whadda ya know" (Answer ... "Just got back from a vaudeville show" )
Those are some old ones
My Pappy was a pistol...I am a son of a gun
I'll be a monkey's uncle
My favorite from my grandfather.... "ya ain't hold'n ya mouth right"
Heard that a lot growing upQuote:
Originally Posted by Mstr Dan
"Dagnabit"
Good Googly Moo
Dag-blast-it
Dadgummit
That is another good one
Dagnabbit
The fruit does not fall far from the tree
I tease the wife about this all the timeQuote:
Originally Posted by "G"
In for a pound in for a penny.
You know. You could mess up a 1 car funeral.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me.
I swan.
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
If beauty is skin deep then she needs to be skinned.
I didn’t just fall off the truck.
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I didn't fall off the turnip truck last night
I was born at night but it wasn't last night.
So dumb they couldn’t find their way out of a barn from the inside!
So weak he couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper sack!
My buddy and I were at lunch the other day and pulled our wallets out to leave a tip. He asked if I had any "bullets". The young waitress walked up about that time and looked puzzled. She asked "bullets"?
My buddy said, "singles...one dollar bills". She said she had never heard them called bullets and that she didn't think we looked like guys who would shoot the place up. :)
"That's messed up like a turned over tackle box." is another one similar.Quote:
Originally Posted by cooter1955
That's why they made to 2 sided tackle boxes. Unexpected tackle dump. Sure were popular in the 90's. Had to have one of those and a bream buster.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gone Fishin'
So weak they couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper sack
To err is human, to forgive divine
My grandmother used to say, “Perhaps by and by.”, which meant, “maybe later.”
My grandfather owned a road construction company up until the mid 70’s and his phrases were much more colorful than my grandmothers!
Everything was not so correct in those times. Things certainly were simpler. I started out on a construction site when I was 16.Quote:
Originally Posted by QuinnTheEskimo
The get, is worth the give
In for a penny in for a pound
Flibberdegibbets.....
Fella could hurt hisself trying to say that 3 times fast
Straighten up and fly right
Any day of the week and twice on Sunday!
That's an old one
Only on days that end in Y
That fella will only lie to you if he is by himself or with somebody
Rather climb a tree to tell a lie as to stand on the ground and tell the truth
Thought I would try to get in on this.
So: I'm a fix'n to
My dad's favorite: he(she) looks like they fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every limb on the way down.
And the tree fell on them at the bottom
"Now yo azz is grass, and I'm the lawn mower".
"If it aint one thing, it's ten". (Dad's favorite)