A fool and his money will soon part
A classmate had a shirt that said a fool and his money will soon party. Drove the teachers nuts
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A fool and his money will soon part
A classmate had a shirt that said a fool and his money will soon party. Drove the teachers nuts
One my dad's favorites
Only believe half of what you see and none pf what you hear
A few fries short of a happy meal
I think their cheese has slid off their cracker
That one is about a quart low
Sly as a fox
Crazy as a Loon
That's a good way to wake up dead
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt/ loses an eye
I can eat my weight in wieners....deathb4disco
Even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and again
Easy as shooting fish in a barrel
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
The bitter taste of low quality lingers long after the sweet smell of the cheap price is forgotten.
I woke up this morning and “I was hungrier than a woodpecker with a sore beak”
Granny Moses from the Beverly Hillbillies
Told the to the apprentice this morning
Easier said that done
Work smarter not harder
Often we learn more from failure than we do from success
That dog won't hunt
nervous as a whore in church
never argue with an idiot he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
good enough for a town this size
fish don't mind the rain there already wet
no one ever drowned in sweat
not the coldest beer in the fridge
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
Stubborn as a mule
Stubborn as a goat
It puts the lotion on the skin. It does as it's told or it gets the hose again. :Rofl
Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks
You're only as good as your last mistake -You're only as funny as your last joke-bomb -Judge a person on where he chooses to go in Life, not from where he's been -Do unto other's as you would want done to you(duplicate?) -It's only the thought that counts -Turn the other cheek -A pet's memory is as good as your next appearance(tail-wag/tail-wag) -If a person could earn a dollar for every stupid moment, some would be wealthy -People that live in glass houses, should never throw stones -Just sweep it under the carpet, dude -Just sleep on it, we'll talk about it in the morning
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The sharper the tongue, the quicker/deeper the cut!
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So buck toothed he could eat an ear of corn through a picket fences
Stuffed like a tick
It was eat a porkchop through a picket fence where I grew up. :biggrinQuote:
Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie
Harder than woodpecker lips
Drive it like you stole it
Musta been a pigget fence too!:Rofl It's a trough job, but someone's gotta do it!Quote:
Originally Posted by DockShootinJack
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It's all over but the crying
Come on quiting time.
Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
Sometimes the best laid plans go astray
He’s so crooked he could swim through a barrel of catfish and never get stuck.
That sounds as crooked as a dogs legQuote:
Originally Posted by SpeckledSlab
Crooked as a politician
Good things come to those who wait
The proof is in the pudding
What you sow so shall you reap
All donations greatly appreciated, larger ones in proportion.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Gewber is as Gewber does! :Rofl
Certainly a lot of truth to thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Slab
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I resemble that first one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slab
What is it that Ron White said in one of his routines
I had the right to remain silent, but not the ability
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do toady
Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow
My Dad always told us related to how you treat people and the job you do not only come judgement day, but in life: "That the cream will always come to the top"
Far out, man. Make Love, not War. Tune in, Turn on, Drop out. Keep on Truckin'. I can dig it.
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
If it was easy anyone could do it.
Separating the wheat from the chaff
If your gonna be stupid you better be tough!
If you have to ask what time it is, you probably shouldn't be drinking!