If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a 6 pack...you might be a redneck!

Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable guy = Here's your sign! / I don't care who you are, that right thar's funny!!

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-Can't fix Stupid
-Stupid is as stupid does
-Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
-Not the sharpest too in the shed