Shiny as a new penny
Bright eyed and bushy tailed
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Shiny as a new penny
Bright eyed and bushy tailed
Shiny as a new penny
Bright eyed and bushy tailed
When something was fast, my grandmother used to say it was "quicker than a minnow can swim across a dipper". That's pretty fast!
Son this will hurt me more than it will hurt you.
With soon to be 30+ pages of quips & quotes, I apologize in advance for both mine and other's duplications. One way to cut down on the # of pages(research) is to put down a bunch per post, if you can...eg. -Ounce of prevention is worth a pound a cure -Penny saved is a penny earned -Silence is Golden(can't relate to that one!):Rofl - Kindness many times goes unrewarded but never unnoticed -Practice what you preach -(couple of mine)To stop a fool oft times saves a crowd - Never hang your laundry for others to see and lastly Never look a gift-horse in the mouth-
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Plenty of fish in the sea. No need to worry about space, space the final frontier, has lots of room. Just like voting, post early and post often.Quote:
Originally Posted by up2specks
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Don't be bothered by being 2nd fiddle, at least you're in the band -Life is sometimes like quick-sand, the harder you try/the deeper you get -Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it -Bumps & bruises/ Scratches & scars are your rest stops on the road to success
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Grandma always said "If you ain't got something good to say about someone just keep your mouth shut"
If it ain't broke don't fix it
Slicker than deer guts on a door knob
Made that one up while trying to get back in the house from skinning a deer.
Sandwich short of a picnic
That boy is Rougher than a corn cob
That (blank) don’t float
Hahaha, Good one Ed! No disrespect intended, but voting really should be only done ONCE!:Rofl UNLESS, of course, you need the bait from the now opened 'can o' worms'!!:biggrin My suggestion wasn't to save space but rather to minimize the duplication/triplication of posts. Less pages = less perusal, right? Stupidity can be defined as unsuccessfully doing the same thing the same way, expecting positive results.:twocentsQuote:
Originally Posted by Slab
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Space the final frontier
Capt James T kirk
Starship Enterprise :Rofl
Slicker than pig snot....
And some from the late Lewis Grizzard ....
Shoot low boys, they're riddin shetland ponies
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself
If love was oil, I'm about a quart low
Don't bend over in the garden granny, you know them taters got eyes
Rougher than 9 miles of dirt road
Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol
Hotter than blue blazes
“When the blue light comes on somebody’s paying the light bill and it isn’t the police.”
Thank god for our Law Enforcement and all First Responders.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DockShootinJack
I heard this way way too often!
Ahhh, but the grass isn’t always greener on the other side!Quote:
Originally Posted by DockShootinJack
Sadly most people think it isQuote:
Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie
not worth a pint of soft soap after a hard days wash
In honor of voluptuous women everywhere...
“She’s got more curves than an old goat path”
No pain No gain...
When donkeys fly!(Flo- Mel's diner) - To the moon Alice!(Jackie Gleason) -Oh Aucheee!!(Edith Bunker) This is the BIG ONE Elizabeth!(Redd Fox) -One ringy-dingy(Lily Tomlin) -Better to have loved & lost, than never to have loved at all -If I have to tell you again, that's one time too many -Casting in trees is better than casting aspersions -Want not Spend not -Swallowed Pride shows Hallowed mind -Know not a man's pain, 'til you walk a mile in his shoes -Barking up the wrong tree -I'll be back from fishin' when the cow's come home -Stitch in time saves nine
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If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!Quote:
Originally Posted by DockShootinJack
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If the good lords willing and the creek don’t rise!
That is what he said alrightQuote:
Originally Posted by up2specks
Good, better, best, never let it rest- until your good is better and your better's best! -Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you react to it! -A seemingly impossible journey always starts with one step forward
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If at first you don't succeed try try again.
Edison in reference to the light bulb. I have not failed. I have only found a 1000 ways that didn't work.
Can't never could
Good enough for the girls I go out with
If at first you don't succeed try try again.
Edison in reference to the light bulb. I have not failed. I have only found a 1000 ways that didn't work.
Can't never could
Good enough for the girls I go out with
Did I do that? Steve Erkel and most all of the operators that trash a machine that I have to fix:yikes:biggrin
Jack you don't need another rod and reel, gun, boat, truck, girlfriend, hobby, dog, fishing tackle.
Credit goes to my wife:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl
Jack you don't need another rod and reel, gun, boat, truck, girlfriend, hobby, dog, fishing tackle.
Credit goes to my wife:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
A hard days work never hurt anyone
Early bird gets the worm
If you aren't the lead dog the scenery never changes
Cuss like a sailor
My wife says. “Let me know how that works out for you” every time I say I am going to do something emphatically that I KNOW she disapproves of.. .
Hotter than a firecracker on the 4th of July
When my wife questions me like “are you sure.” to which I reply “ is a pigs butt pork?”
Snow on the roof doesn’t mean the fire is out in the furnace!
When someone’s really happy and smiling they’re “Grinning like a butchers dog!”
Come on Man you don’t know jack!
Never miss a good opportunity to shut up .If you cant listen you will feel.
Most of us were blessed with 2 eyes, 2 ears & one mouth...please let the Majority rule! -Perfectly thrown pass/cast = Threadin' the needle
Wise guy responses= When someone is staring DAGGERS @you...why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer! -If someone says "Please tell me you're not that stupid"...You want that in Spanish, French or German?
-One brick shy of a full load
-Like a possum "passing" Persimmon seeds
-Teacher's pet= Apple of the teacher's eye
-Are you gonna be able to have that done sometime today?/ (Wise guy version)Countin' today, how many days is this gonna take?
Don Rickles was famous for sarcastic insults...here's one that would "bunch-up his shorts" -Hey Don, I'd let you shine my shoes, but I forgot my sunglasses, I couldn't take the glare!
-I see nothing! (Shultz' -Hogan Heroes)
-Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies
-His/her elevator doesn't go to he top floor
-Tell me something I don't know
-Rome wasn't built in a day, but fell in one
-You can't get there from here
-Go ahead, make my day(Clint Eastwood)
-I get no respect(Rodney Dangerfield)