Thread: Yo Neon...

"I can't catch fush"............Yanks Bananas fault

"The fush ain't bitin'..........Yanks fault

"The Yank outfished me"..........Yanks fault

"The wind's blowin' too hard"........Yanks fault

"The sun ain't shinin'"..........Yanks fault

"I broke a nail".......Yanks fault

"I didn't know I was s'posed to keep fuel in my tank".......Yanks fault

"I didn't fig'r I'd have a flat, so I used my spare as a tree swing"......Yanks fault

"Thought if I just added a 2nd hole in the hull, the boat would self bail"........Yanks fault

Anybody got any corns, blisters, ex-wives rakin' em over the coals in Divorce Court, dog just die, kids need shoes, mom-in-law coming to visit, bad haircut, dead cell battery, only missed winning the Powerball Lotto by all 6 numbers? Hell.............I'm sure it's the Yanks fault.

You know....seems to my like some of ya'lls luck is a wee bit better when I near. Might just wanna think on that

Again, you'll miss me when I'm gone.

At least may Speck will be sad.....'cause then everything will go back to bein' HIS fault

Gotta watch those Yanks real close.