"I can't catch fush"............Yanks Bananas fault
"The fush ain't bitin'..........Yanks fault
"The Yank outfished me"..........Yanks fault
"The wind's blowin' too hard"........Yanks fault
"The sun ain't shinin'"..........Yanks fault
"I broke a nail".......Yanks fault
"I didn't know I was s'posed to keep fuel in my tank".......Yanks fault
"I didn't fig'r I'd have a flat, so I used my spare as a tree swing"......Yanks fault
"Thought if I just added a 2nd hole in the hull, the boat would self bail"........Yanks fault
Anybody got any corns, blisters, ex-wives rakin' em over the coals in Divorce Court, dog just die, kids need shoes, mom-in-law coming to visit, bad haircut, dead cell battery, only missed winning the Powerball Lotto by all 6 numbers? Hell.............I'm sure it's the Yanks fault.:Rofl
You know....seems to my like some of ya'lls luck is a wee bit better when I near. Might just wanna think on that :biggrin
Again, you'll miss me when I'm gone. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-taunt005.gif
At least may Speck will be sad.....'cause then everything will go back to bein' HIS fault :highfive
