Quote Originally Posted by jimmydee1 View Post
A farmer was tending his cattle at the barn when an old desheveled, haggardly, ugly feller came out of the cedar trees with a turkery over his shoulder. Farmer asked where he got it and the stranger said, "Just over yonder in the cedar trees bout 20 minutes ago." Farmer says he didn't hear no shots, and the feller says he "uglies" them to death. He explains that he hides in the bushes, calls 'em in reallllly clost, jumps out a yellin and screamin and cause he's so ugly they just fall over dead. Said he used to take his wife along but she tore 'em up too bad.
I thought for a minute that it was a story about Wannabe untill I got to the wife part. :D