Jesus, Moses and a really old man were playing golf. Jesus steps up to the 1st tee and whacks a drive on a 9,500 yard par 2. It has a glacier down the middle and hell on both sides. Ball softly lands on the green rolls right and stops about 5 foot from the hole.. Moses and the old man congratulate him. Moses gets up and hits a monster draw lands on the green and stops about 15 feet from the cup. The old man gets up and duffs it hits a worm burner down the middle about 85 yards. Jesus and Moses are giggling when all the sudden a squirrel grabs the old mans ball and takes off. All the sudden a Bald Eagle swoops down and gets the squirrel. Jesus and Moses are looking in amazement as the eagle flies off toward the green. The squirrel drops the ball and it softly lands on the green and goes in the hole. Jesus looks at the old man and says "Great shot Dad"!