Just curious, how may subscirbe and read the newspaper everyday?

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Originally Posted by Tracker123

I saw some back window decals going down the road the other day on some fellas truck. One said "If it files, it dies". The other said "If it's brown, it's down". That's pretty pitiful as far is I am concerned.

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It doesn't take much to entertain some people . :biggrin

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Originally Posted by speKzilla

I once knew a man that read drudge, listened in drug laced Limbaugh and watched Faux News, he as so pitiful he wet himself trying to figure out a ball-point pen.

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This your autobiography?

I almost responded with the same question, but.........humor comes in so many different forms.

Dear last 2 posters, I marvel at your hilarious comedy. Perhaps if you 2 got together on a bright sunny day you could = a whole wit.

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Originally Posted by speKzilla

Dear last 2 posters, I marvel at your hilarious comedy. Perhaps if you 2 got together on a bright sunny day you could = a whole wit.

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I challenge you to a fart contest.

I guess being from Tenn. you would win, being used to the smell.

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I once knew a man that read drudge, listened in drug laced Limbaugh and watched Faux News ...

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You're describing me. Who was first with the Monica Lewinsky story, Drudge or Newsweek?

Who nailed John Edwards cheating on his wife, National Enquirer or the MSM?

MSM is a joke.

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Originally Posted by speKzilla

I guess being from Tenn. you would win, being used to the smell.

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Shucks. You musta received my wet sweet onion poot pm. Enjoy.

Poor poor death before disco still trying to hide the scars where the tricky old ball point pen got the best of him. I do remember your conservative savior rush crunched enough drugs to ruin his hearing (saviors should be made of sterner stuff). While you wish to campaign against disco the world has moved on, guess being lost in time is ok. For your enlightenment please remember conservatism is a disease that makes YOU sickening to people who regularly bathe.

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Poor poor death before disco still trying to hide the scars where the tricky old ball point pen got the best of him. I do remember your conservative savior rush crunched enough drugs to ruin his hearing (saviors should be made of sterner stuff). While you wish to campaign against disco the world has moved on, guess being lost in time is ok. For your enlightenment please remember conservatism is a disease that makes YOU sickening to people who regularly bathe.

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Wow this post from one who posted the following on another thread about how the level of discourse had descended to a much lower level which he didn’t engage in with his postings.

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Originally Posted by speKzilla

Wonder of wonders so many opinions, it would be truly appreciated if rather than sad attempts at humor actual scientific articles from reputable scientific journals would be referenced.

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Either someone has hacked your sign on and posted as you or in fact you really do relish responding with hilarious comedy/sad attempts at humor just like the most of us already enjoy.

It appears you are getting the hang of it well with this posting

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Originally Posted by speKzilla

Dear last 2 posters, I marvel at your hilarious comedy. Perhaps if you 2 got together on a bright sunny day you could = a whole wit

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and it appears you are gaining much enjoyment with your participation on this board.