Thread: 2017 "Shots From The Hip"

OE
I noticed on that bottle of swill you're drinking, it reads "zesty and bright"


Are you thinking it's like a cough syrup Label, and that if you drink enough of that swill, you will acheive those results?......
Better start buying it in kegs.........

Originally Posted by Just Steve

OE
I noticed on that bottle of swill you're drinking, it reads "zesty and bright"


Are you thinking it's like a cough syrup Label, and that if you drink enough of that swill, you will acheive those results?......
Better start buying it in kegs.........

I noticed that, too but I couldn't come up with the perfect comment to toss OE's way. You, my friend, nailed it. Is that why he eats Superman ice cream, hoping it will make him fly? It already changed the color of his undies.

So, we went from a sub legal 8 inch fingerling that spit your hook 150 yards behind the boat to a monster fish within inches of going in the net? Sounds about right for fish stories.

If you have not seen the South Park episode about Gingers, I encourage you to watch it. I garnered some great comments for Brian. Gingervitus is what affects them and gingers that can go out in the sun are known as day walkers.

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Ginger FACTS, you should know.......

Redheads make up only 1% of the entire planet, making them the rarest natural hair color in existence, which should really be something to celebrate.


If you take that 1% and examine the break-down of eye colors, the least common among red heads is blue, which makes the combination of red hair and blue eyes the rarest on Earth.


If you are a redheaded, blue-eyed, lefty, then you are not only a genetic mutant but a statistical anomaly, and you should be heralded as a king or queen among men.


Also Gingers can detect temperature changes more accurately

The same mutation that makes their hair red is also what causes them to be more sensitive pain, and to temperature changes — even slight ones. They feel hot and cold temperature changes faster and with greater intensity than those with other hair colors.

So, if you’re a balding guy in a HUK shirt fishing outside complaining about the heat, but catching your first Crappie at Crappie Camp, your redheaded best friend next to you is probably showing off his Underwear.....


It also means that your ginger jokes probably hurt more than you imagine they do.

• “Gingerphobia” is a fear of redheads.
• “Gingerism” is the bullying or prejudice of redheads.

OE

Best friend is a ginger. Which makes it even more fun.

Besides, I only tease you if I like you!

True fact, did you know that most male seed donation places rarely take that of a redhead? I guess it is the least asked for trait.

Watch that episode. When the boys interviewed the family, it cracks me up about the parents.

Abby and I made uncle Brian a gingerhead man for Christmas istead of a gingerbread man.

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Originally Posted by wicklundrh

Sounds about right for fish stories.

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