Thread: You are a redneck if

Originally Posted by Mac Daddy

As Jerry Clower would say "Haaa, someone shoot in here amongst us, one of us has got to have some relief "
Ok, so you probably got to be over 50 to have any idea who Jerry Clower is, let alone where the quote came from.

"Knock him out, John!"

Originally Posted by ski trip

"Knock him out, John!"

If there is anyone who doesn't know what we're talking about, and you got 7 or 8 minutes then here you go. When I was growing up in the 70's we listened to Jerry all the time, it was clean fun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AX9QoFhEhI I've never posted a link before so I hope it works.

Man......... That sure brings back some memories........" you know a mans a redneck when he refers to sardines and spam as Horderves "

I had a friend do that with an alligator of all things. Put him in the trunk of the car and it "came alive" about an hour down the road. His wife(now known as plaintiff #1) was not happy when he put it in the trunk(her car) and really pissed when it came to and started thrashing and crapping all over her trunk.

He had soo many great stories......... but this is one of my favorites

J.W., I just gotta ask....what was your first thoughts when you seen this fresh morsel laying lifeless on the side of the hiway.....were you thinkin Crockpot or Skillet? They make a tasty stew but sometimes those critters can be tough if you don't pressure cook 'em a while first. I once knew an older feller who could put em in the pot with a fresh killed possum and with his seasonins you couldn't tell the difference.....said he got a lot of practice back in the depression, LOL!