Some guy at work today asked me a real dumb question...he says 'Why can't you swim in lake conway and why don't i ever see any nice fancy boats?'...so i tell him 'stumps, logs, trotlines, turtles, fish hooks, snakes and the rusty rebar all over the place for hanging yoyos...i always figured that's why nobody ever wanted to swim in the lake'...then he asked me 'why isn't there a nice restaurant there by the lake?'...so i just stared at him with one of those 'are you serious' looks and walked away.