Thread: How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

Don't know how much the fish weight but the picture weight 5 pounds. Lord please let me catch a fish big enough that I wouldn't be able to tell a lie about it even if I tried. All fishermen are liar except you and me but sometimes I worry about you.:rolleyes:

Your wants won’t kill you but your needs will.

What goes up must come down

what comes around goes around

on your way out don’t let the door hit you in the a**

Last one in is a rotten egg.

i have said that a lot at the pool and lake myself as a youngin

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.

"A boat is a depression in the water the owner tries to fill with money...

Where there's a will, I want to be in it

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.

Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie

What goes up must come down

what comes around goes around

on your way out don’t let the door hit you in the a**

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Same meaning. I hadn't thought of that one in years

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush


could be modified to fit CC

A Crappie in hand is worth two in the brush.

Where there's a will, there's likely going to be an argument(One o' mine) -If looks could kill, I'd been dead a long time ago -That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!(Popeye) -Well here's another fine mess you've gotten us into Stanley(Oliver Hardy) -Still water runs deep -Lost control and don't know how to get it back -Fishing is like a bottomless Pit you keep dumping money into -Turning back the hands of Time is easy, if you're a watchmaker -If it seems to go in one ear and out the other, try holding your hand up against one next time -Try that on for size -Did you hear that Philadelphia has voted NOT to ban masks in restaurants, next time you're up that way, try the latest sandwich= Philly sneeze steak! (Sorry, that's one o' my latest) -A decision that takes a half-hour is usually at least 29 minutes too long - Careful what you bite off, it could be more than you can chew -WOW, you sure put a hurtin' on that pizza(food etc.) -Man speak with forked-tongue Kemosabe(Tonto~Lone Ranger)

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