Quote Originally Posted by LadyBear View Post
Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.

"A boat is a depression in the water the owner tries to fill with money...

Where there's a will, I want to be in it

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.
Hahaha -Shopping with your wife in the Sporting Goods dept. is like being interviewed by the Bank's loan officer(somebody told me that)