Want in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up the fastest.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrat
Had a teacher tell me that. Been a long time ago
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Want in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up the fastest.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrat
Had a teacher tell me that. Been a long time ago
Don't know how much the fish weight but the picture weight 5 pounds. Lord please let me catch a fish big enough that I wouldn't be able to tell a lie about it even if I tried. All fishermen are liar except you and me but sometimes I worry about you.:rolleyes::Rofl
Your wants won’t kill you but your needs will.
What goes up must come down
what comes around goes around
on your way out don’t let the door hit you in the a**
Last one in is a rotten egg.
i have said that a lot at the pool and lake myself as a youngin
Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.
"A boat is a depression in the water the owner tries to fill with money...
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie
Same meaning. I hadn't thought of that one in years
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush
could be modified to fit CC
A Crappie in hand is worth two in the brush.
Where there's a will, there's likely going to be an argument(One o' mine) -If looks could kill, I'd been dead a long time ago -That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!(Popeye) -Well here's another fine mess you've gotten us into Stanley(Oliver Hardy) -Still water runs deep -Lost control and don't know how to get it back -Fishing is like a bottomless Pit you keep dumping money into -Turning back the hands of Time is easy, if you're a watchmaker -If it seems to go in one ear and out the other, try holding your hand up against one next time -Try that on for size -Did you hear that Philadelphia has voted NOT to ban masks in restaurants, next time you're up that way, try the latest sandwich= Philly sneeze steak!:yikesnonono:hatchet: (Sorry, that's one o' my latest) -A decision that takes a half-hour is usually at least 29 minutes too long - Careful what you bite off, it could be more than you can chew -WOW, you sure put a hurtin' on that pizza(food etc.) -Man speak with forked-tongue Kemosabe(Tonto~Lone Ranger)
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Hahaha -Shopping with your wife in the Sporting Goods dept. is like being interviewed by the Bank's loan officer(somebody told me that)Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyBear