Monty's Been Moonlighting.....

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10-26-2009, 03:36 PM
FROSTY

Monty's Been Moonlighting.....

thought this would get a Razz
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/j...rost51/hh5.jpg
10-26-2009, 03:41 PM
Speck

LMAO!!!! Now thats funny Frosty!!!
10-26-2009, 04:09 PM
BarryG

That's FUNNY!!!!!! :D
10-26-2009, 04:11 PM
jackb

I had to turn away:eek: But strangely I was drawn to it again and again! OMG!
10-26-2009, 04:33 PM
olesilverside

You could have

least given me a bath...... arms look like a grease monkey, now you know why I am a cross dresser, it doubles my chances of a date on saturday night.....:D
10-26-2009, 05:02 PM
C N

What a tiny waist he has. LMBO!!!!! I've seen it all now!

Jack, surely they make a medication for that!
10-26-2009, 05:21 PM
WantinCrappie

Holy Moly. Sure glad he's always had long sleeves on when I'm fishing with him. Had no idea there was so much hair.
10-26-2009, 05:33 PM
old fuzzy

Just When U Think U Have Seen It All,,,now This,,,lmao
10-26-2009, 05:56 PM
olesilverside

Pair of hooters for frosty

these hooters........:) the kind I like......
10-26-2009, 06:03 PM
rocket rich

You Gotta Be Kidding
10-26-2009, 06:17 PM
Buckwheat 1

I like a mustache on my babes........tickles when you smooch:p
10-26-2009, 07:41 PM
kazualobzerver

I'm gonna have nightmares. :eek:
10-26-2009, 09:33 PM
FROSTY

I Have that Picture already

Quote:

Originally Posted by olesilverside

these hooters........:) the kind I like......

Thanks for being a Good Sport......Your my favorite Target!
10-26-2009, 09:41 PM
olesilverside

You sleep well tonight frosty

knowing I am flying above you with a full load of stink bombs...... oh you didn't know I was a navy retired pilot, sleep tight buddy........:)
10-26-2009, 10:02 PM
FROSTY

And I thought it was just the CHILI! lol
10-27-2009, 12:44 AM
DMW1960

I Am Sorry Guys! Monty You Know I Love You Buddy! Frosty You Know I Love You To Buddy!

But I Think I Either Woke Up One Morning Next To A Woman Who Looked Like That, Or I Was Married To One Who Looked Like That!

Now Guys When You Start Getting Into My Love Life Its Just Too Much!
10-27-2009, 01:06 AM
DMW1960

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackb

I had to turn away:eek: But strangely I was drawn to it again and again! OMG!

JACK WE HAVE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE MORE! MAY I RECOMMEND A TRIP TO FANTASY RANCH OUT AROUND LEES SUMMIT!
10-27-2009, 08:00 AM
jackb

FANTASY RANCH??? Dan, I'm a city boy. Fantasy Ranch sounds like it involves livestock to me...I'M OUT!:eek::eek: (YOU have all the fun you want though)
10-27-2009, 08:15 AM
C N

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I think you are right, Jack......

Be afraid, very afraid.
10-27-2009, 08:38 AM
DMW1960

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackb

FANTASY RANCH??? Dan, I'm a city boy. Fantasy Ranch sounds like it involves livestock to me...I'M OUT!:eek::eek: (YOU have all the fun you want though)

JACK YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT WOMEN THE WAY I DO! THERE ARE HEIFERS, OPEN COWS, BRED COWS AND BROKEN MOUTH COWS (AKA THEY HAVE LOST ALL THEIR TEETH!) IF YOU ARE GOOD TO YOUR COWS THEY WILL BE GOOD TO YOU! JUST REMEMBER WHERE THIS ADVISE IS COMING FROM A GUY WHO HAS BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES! LOL

I HEARD FROM A BUDDY OF MINE UP THERE THAT THE FANTASY RANCH HAS SOME NICE HEIFERS TO LOOK AT!
10-27-2009, 08:55 AM
jackb

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMW1960

JACK YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT WOMEN THE WAY I DO! THERE ARE HEIFERS, OPEN COWS, BRED COWS AND BROKEN MOUTH COWS (AKA THEY HAVE LOST ALL THEIR TEETH!) IF YOU ARE GOOD TO YOUR COWS THEY WILL BE GOOD TO YOU! JUST REMEMBER WHERE THIS ADVISE IS COMING FROM A GUY WHO HAS BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES! LOL

I HEARD FROM A BUDDY OF MINE UP THERE THAT THE FANTASY RANCH HAS SOME NICE HEIFERS TO LOOK AT!

Thanks for the advice Dan! I'M STILL OUT! Only thing I know about cows is that I go to Price Chopper and they are ready to cook and eat. YOU got WAY too much time on your hands.:eek:
10-27-2009, 09:00 AM
DMW1960

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackb

Thanks for the advice Dan! I'M STILL OUT! Only thing I know about cows is that I go to Price Chopper and they are ready to cook and eat. YOU got WAY too much time on your hands.:eek:

JACK, JUST A WORD OF ADVISE ABOUT GOING TO PRICE CHOPPER AND GETTING YOUR MEAT. DON'T GET TO STOCKED UP ON IT. THE LIVE PRICES FOR BEEF AKA THE PRICE I AM PAID FOR MY CALVES IS DROPPING LIKE A ROCK! YOU SHOULD SEE SOME REALLY GOOD DEALS ON BEEF IN THE STORES IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS AND MONTHS!

OH AND ONE MORE THING YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THOSE COWS WITH BROKEN UDDERS!
10-27-2009, 09:13 AM
jackb

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMW1960

JACK, JUST A WORD OF ADVISE ABOUT GOING TO PRICE CHOPPER AND GETTING YOUR MEAT. DON'T GET TO STOCKED UP ON IT. THE LIVE PRICES FOR BEEF AKA THE PRICE I AM PAID FOR MY CALVES IS DROPPING LIKE A ROCK! YOU SHOULD SEE SOME REALLY GOOD DEALS ON BEEF IN THE STORES IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS AND MONTHS!

OH AND ONE MORE THING YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THOSE COWS WITH BROKEN UDDERS!

I don't stock up, aka single guy 1 bedroom apt small fridge, just get what I need. BROKEN UDDERS!?!? WTF! You are spoiling my appetite. Too much info.
P.S. Do you have pigs feet? If so, how do you get your shoes on? I invented that.
10-27-2009, 09:18 AM
C N

Jackb, inventor extraordinaire

Let's see...... last week you were credited for being a Rocket Scientist (I invented that), for inventing the mini-skirt and the internet (believe those are both Frosty) and now this pigs' feet thing....

what next?

I'm waiting!
10-27-2009, 12:09 PM
DMW1960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

Let's see...... last week you were credited for being a Rocket Scientist (I invented that), for inventing the mini-skirt and the internet (believe those are both Frosty) and now this pigs' feet thing....

what next?

I'm waiting!

HOW ABOUT COW BRAS!
10-27-2009, 12:27 PM
C N

A Rocket Scientist

like Jackb would NEVER go there. That seems to be with your theme of the livestock/ranch, Dan! :eek:
10-27-2009, 01:30 PM
DMW1960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

like Jackb would NEVER go there. That seems to be with your theme of the livestock/ranch, Dan! :eek:

GOT MY NEW 2010 PICKUP TAGS YESTERDAY! THE LADY IN THE LICENSE OFFICE ASKED ME IF 24,000 TAGS WAS ALRIGHT OR NOT SINCE THAT WAS WHAT I NORMALLY GET. I TOLD HER YEP I GUESS THEY WOULD BE ALRIGHT AGAIN, JUST AS LONG AS WIFE DIDN'T GAIN ANYMORE WEIGHT! TOLD THE LADY I COULDN'T SCALE WIFE AND A TRAILER LOAD OF 600 POUND CALVES! ONE OF THESE DAYS A WOMAN IS GOING TO SHOOT ME!
10-27-2009, 01:38 PM
jackb

And if you keep ragging on your wife, my guess would be sooner than later:eek:
10-27-2009, 01:59 PM
C N

I can read the headlines now:

JUSTIFIED HOMICIDE

:D
10-27-2009, 02:21 PM
jackb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

I can read the headlines now:

JUSTIFIED HOMICIDE

:D

Dan, aka DMW was shot today by his wife; police are ruling the case a justifiable homicide. Dan was found sampling the wares at the Fantasy Ranch where his wife caught him in the "act". Several sheep were noticeably upset, and several were bleeting DAAAAAAN, DAAAAAAN. Mr. DMW was a noteworthy Truman Crappie fisherman and also noted for his research with farm animals and Viagra, and the only owner of a keyboard that only typed in caps and exclamation points.
10-27-2009, 02:38 PM
C N

I laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my cheeks from reading that one!

Absolutely hilarious!!!! Good stuff......:D
10-27-2009, 02:44 PM
jackb

Thanks, I invented it!
10-27-2009, 02:50 PM
got crappie

Back to the first post, I dont think there is enough beer or wiskey to make that look good at closing time. Sorry monty. Dave
10-27-2009, 03:27 PM
Double D

This is good readin, 'ceptin ya pickin on my fishin hero!
10-27-2009, 07:55 PM
DMW1960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

I can read the headlines now:

JUSTIFIED HOMICIDE

:D

AT LEAST I HAVE A NICE WARM BED TO SLEEP IN GRANTED IT'S IN THE DRIVEWAY BUT IT IS STILL BETTER THAN SLEEPING IN MY PICKUP! BUCKLE UP LITTLE EWE IT'S GOING TO BE A COLD NIGHT!
10-28-2009, 06:49 AM
C N

Did you miss this post, Dan?

This is your obituary when dear wife sees what you've been posting about her. :eek:

Dan, aka DMW was shot today by his wife; police are ruling the case a justifiable homicide. Dan was found sampling the wares at the Fantasy Ranch where his wife caught him in the "act". Several sheep were noticeably upset, and several were bleeting DAAAAAAN, DAAAAAAN. Mr. DMW was a noteworthy Truman Crappie fisherman and also noted for his research with farm animals and Viagra, and the only owner of a keyboard that only typed in caps and exclamation points.

PS Crappie Novice did NOT write the obit. She is innocent THIS time.
10-28-2009, 07:30 AM
DMW1960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

This is your obituary when dear wife sees what you've been posting about her. :eek:

Dan, aka DMW was shot today by his wife; police are ruling the case a justifiable homicide. Dan was found sampling the wares at the Fantasy Ranch where his wife caught him in the "act". Several sheep were noticeably upset, and several were bleeting DAAAAAAN, DAAAAAAN. Mr. DMW was a noteworthy Truman Crappie fisherman and also noted for his research with farm animals and Viagra, and the only owner of a keyboard that only typed in caps and exclamation points.

PS Crappie Novice did NOT write the obit. She is innocent THIS time.

Yeah I know who I need to Thank!

The way I figure it you are going to die anyway! Might as well go down having fun!

Hey Novice, did you hear that our wonderful president gave his kids the swine flu shots, but him and the first lady are going to wait until everyone else in the danger groups get their shots first.

Think he wants all the rest of us to die first from taking that shot!
10-28-2009, 07:47 AM
C N

Dan, I don't worry

because only the GOOD die young. :p