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  1. 10-27-2009, 08:55 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMW1960 View Post
    JACK YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT WOMEN THE WAY I DO! THERE ARE HEIFERS, OPEN COWS, BRED COWS AND BROKEN MOUTH COWS (AKA THEY HAVE LOST ALL THEIR TEETH!) IF YOU ARE GOOD TO YOUR COWS THEY WILL BE GOOD TO YOU! JUST REMEMBER WHERE THIS ADVISE IS COMING FROM A GUY WHO HAS BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES! LOL

    I HEARD FROM A BUDDY OF MINE UP THERE THAT THE FANTASY RANCH HAS SOME NICE HEIFERS TO LOOK AT!
    Thanks for the advice Dan! I'M STILL OUT! Only thing I know about cows is that I go to Price Chopper and they are ready to cook and eat. YOU got WAY too much time on your hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    Thanks for the advice Dan! I'M STILL OUT! Only thing I know about cows is that I go to Price Chopper and they are ready to cook and eat. YOU got WAY too much time on your hands.
    JACK, JUST A WORD OF ADVISE ABOUT GOING TO PRICE CHOPPER AND GETTING YOUR MEAT. DON'T GET TO STOCKED UP ON IT. THE LIVE PRICES FOR BEEF AKA THE PRICE I AM PAID FOR MY CALVES IS DROPPING LIKE A ROCK! YOU SHOULD SEE SOME REALLY GOOD DEALS ON BEEF IN THE STORES IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS AND MONTHS!

    OH AND ONE MORE THING YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THOSE COWS WITH BROKEN UDDERS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMW1960 View Post
    JACK, JUST A WORD OF ADVISE ABOUT GOING TO PRICE CHOPPER AND GETTING YOUR MEAT. DON'T GET TO STOCKED UP ON IT. THE LIVE PRICES FOR BEEF AKA THE PRICE I AM PAID FOR MY CALVES IS DROPPING LIKE A ROCK! YOU SHOULD SEE SOME REALLY GOOD DEALS ON BEEF IN THE STORES IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS AND MONTHS!

    OH AND ONE MORE THING YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THOSE COWS WITH BROKEN UDDERS!
    I don't stock up, aka single guy 1 bedroom apt small fridge, just get what I need. BROKEN UDDERS!?!? WTF! You are spoiling my appetite. Too much info.
    P.S. Do you have pigs feet? If so, how do you get your shoes on? I invented that.
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    Let's see...... last week you were credited for being a Rocket Scientist (I invented that), for inventing the mini-skirt and the internet (believe those are both Frosty) and now this pigs' feet thing....

    what next?

    I'm waiting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    Let's see...... last week you were credited for being a Rocket Scientist (I invented that), for inventing the mini-skirt and the internet (believe those are both Frosty) and now this pigs' feet thing....

    what next?

    I'm waiting!
    HOW ABOUT COW BRAS!
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    Default A Rocket Scientist

    like Jackb would NEVER go there. That seems to be with your theme of the livestock/ranch, Dan!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    like Jackb would NEVER go there. That seems to be with your theme of the livestock/ranch, Dan!
    GOT MY NEW 2010 PICKUP TAGS YESTERDAY! THE LADY IN THE LICENSE OFFICE ASKED ME IF 24,000 TAGS WAS ALRIGHT OR NOT SINCE THAT WAS WHAT I NORMALLY GET. I TOLD HER YEP I GUESS THEY WOULD BE ALRIGHT AGAIN, JUST AS LONG AS WIFE DIDN'T GAIN ANYMORE WEIGHT! TOLD THE LADY I COULDN'T SCALE WIFE AND A TRAILER LOAD OF 600 POUND CALVES! ONE OF THESE DAYS A WOMAN IS GOING TO SHOOT ME!
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    And if you keep ragging on your wife, my guess would be sooner than later
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    I can read the headlines now:

    JUSTIFIED HOMICIDE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    I can read the headlines now:

    JUSTIFIED HOMICIDE

    :D
    Dan, aka DMW was shot today by his wife; police are ruling the case a justifiable homicide. Dan was found sampling the wares at the Fantasy Ranch where his wife caught him in the "act". Several sheep were noticeably upset, and several were bleeting DAAAAAAN, DAAAAAAN. Mr. DMW was a noteworthy Truman Crappie fisherman and also noted for his research with farm animals and Viagra, and the only owner of a keyboard that only typed in caps and exclamation points.
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