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  1. 10-26-2009, 04:11 PM #1
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    I had to turn away But strangely I was drawn to it again and again! OMG!
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    least given me a bath...... arms look like a grease monkey, now you know why I am a cross dresser, it doubles my chances of a date on saturday night.....:D
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    What a tiny waist he has. LMBO!!!!! I've seen it all now!

    Jack, surely they make a medication for that!
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    Holy Moly. Sure glad he's always had long sleeves on when I'm fishing with him. Had no idea there was so much hair.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, rather to skid in sideways, body used up and totally worn out screaming 'WOO~HOO what a ride!'
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    I had to turn away But strangely I was drawn to it again and again! OMG!
    JACK WE HAVE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE MORE! MAY I RECOMMEND A TRIP TO FANTASY RANCH OUT AROUND LEES SUMMIT!
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    FANTASY RANCH??? Dan, I'm a city boy. Fantasy Ranch sounds like it involves livestock to me...I'M OUT! (YOU have all the fun you want though)
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    Default I think you are right, Jack......

    Be afraid, very afraid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    FANTASY RANCH??? Dan, I'm a city boy. Fantasy Ranch sounds like it involves livestock to me...I'M OUT! (YOU have all the fun you want though)
    JACK YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT WOMEN THE WAY I DO! THERE ARE HEIFERS, OPEN COWS, BRED COWS AND BROKEN MOUTH COWS (AKA THEY HAVE LOST ALL THEIR TEETH!) IF YOU ARE GOOD TO YOUR COWS THEY WILL BE GOOD TO YOU! JUST REMEMBER WHERE THIS ADVISE IS COMING FROM A GUY WHO HAS BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES! LOL

    I HEARD FROM A BUDDY OF MINE UP THERE THAT THE FANTASY RANCH HAS SOME NICE HEIFERS TO LOOK AT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMW1960 View Post
    JACK YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT WOMEN THE WAY I DO! THERE ARE HEIFERS, OPEN COWS, BRED COWS AND BROKEN MOUTH COWS (AKA THEY HAVE LOST ALL THEIR TEETH!) IF YOU ARE GOOD TO YOUR COWS THEY WILL BE GOOD TO YOU! JUST REMEMBER WHERE THIS ADVISE IS COMING FROM A GUY WHO HAS BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES! LOL

    I HEARD FROM A BUDDY OF MINE UP THERE THAT THE FANTASY RANCH HAS SOME NICE HEIFERS TO LOOK AT!
    Thanks for the advice Dan! I'M STILL OUT! Only thing I know about cows is that I go to Price Chopper and they are ready to cook and eat. YOU got WAY too much time on your hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    Thanks for the advice Dan! I'M STILL OUT! Only thing I know about cows is that I go to Price Chopper and they are ready to cook and eat. YOU got WAY too much time on your hands.
    JACK, JUST A WORD OF ADVISE ABOUT GOING TO PRICE CHOPPER AND GETTING YOUR MEAT. DON'T GET TO STOCKED UP ON IT. THE LIVE PRICES FOR BEEF AKA THE PRICE I AM PAID FOR MY CALVES IS DROPPING LIKE A ROCK! YOU SHOULD SEE SOME REALLY GOOD DEALS ON BEEF IN THE STORES IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS AND MONTHS!

    OH AND ONE MORE THING YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THOSE COWS WITH BROKEN UDDERS!
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