Well since I have been eating the equivalent of dried dead shad for 15 months I believe C2 Slobber would be seriously effective but I am willing to work cheap and offer you guys third world rates- part time work here pays 20 pesos per hour on the high end and according to my asawa (wife) I am a very accomplished salivator so I believe I can salubricate maybe 20 packs of 12 per hour and keep that up for an 8 hour shift. I have a thought about a new slab slobber wrinkle where I eat one balut ( hard boiled duck egg with incubated embryo inside) per hour- thereby increasing the effectiveness of the final C2 "product". I will donate the balut at no extra charge just in order to stimulate the local economy. So I will drool for 1 peso per pack but I think the shipping may be prohibitive. Yesterday we picked up a package from our son at the " post office"- about an 8" X 10" box full of Caramel Bugles for me and Hot Tamales for Mrs. C2. After examining a rat chewed hole in the box we decided to pay the 100 pesos due- since our son paid 59.00 usd to ship it. So while you all are making up your minds about my involvement in this research project I'm gonna go practice up for my contribution. Enjoy your breakfast General George and co.