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Thread: Childbirth at 65 way to go Sue

  1. 06-13-2011, 08:48 AM #1
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    Default Childbirth at 65 way to go Sue


    ... Childbirth at 65

    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a
    65-year-old friend of mine Sue... was able to give birth. When Sue was
    discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
    'May I see the new baby?' I asked
    'Not yet,' said Sue... 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.
    Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
    'No, not yet,' said Sue...
    After another few minutes had elapsed,
    I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
    'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
    Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
    'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
    'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

    'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?'
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  2. 06-13-2011, 01:16 PM #2
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    LOL...I can relate to that.
    Good one Mr Yates.
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  3. 06-13-2011, 06:56 PM #3
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    all of us old dogs can relate...
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    That's just sick.
    Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian. Henry Ford
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    RoflRoflRofl
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    When I saw the title to this thread I thought to myself oh no, yates has gotten one of his fellow residents at his nursing home pregnant, and T-bones gonna have a brother or sister, thank goodness this was a joke....


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    Quote Originally Posted by jeepguyjames View Post
    yates has gotten one of his fellow residents at his nursing home pregnant, and T-bones gonna have a brother or sister, thank goodness this was a joke....
    Good one James....I can't stop laughing
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    it is not a joke !!!
    so stop laughing
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    cmon james yates is not able to have sex anymore..and he is not my daddy he is my papaw!!!you are taking a beating this weekend!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeepguyjames View Post
    When I saw the title to this thread I thought to myself oh no, yates has gotten one of his fellow residents at his nursing home pregnant, and T-bones gonna have a brother or sister, thank goodness this was a joke....

    Hahahahahahahaha! That about caused this bud light to go through my nose!
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