Thread: One important consideration when considering a wife

I heard that lol

So Tommy have you found one yet?

Its not burned it blackened.

mine doesn't burn it................just cooks it "well done", lol.

How bout one that brings home the bacon??

So true partner. Lol

Scott says its also a plus if they gather their own eggs

Hey Major, I received an e-mail notice the other day from an exotic wood supplier with the below wood available and thought of you. For a mere $40.00 a square foot, you could panel your kitchen walls with and surround yourself in pork belly heaven. Now, if it actually smelled like bacon it might be worth the price! lol


Tri-Color Marbled African Padauk, Looks just like Bacon

African Padauk, Pterocarpus soyauxii, is a unique open grained hardwood from Africa that has a bright Vermillion color. This particular lumber was cut from an incredible tree with unbelievable colors and marbling. It is truly a one-of-a-kind. There will never be another log like this again. There are several book matched sets available that are perfect for end tables, electric guitars, and more.