Thread: Not a bad meal for Monday night

Originally Posted by cray

Can't eat shrimp but it sure looks good.

Same here, I'd be headed to the horsepittle. Stuff it with HB meat and I'd be there shortly. Lol

I make those on occasion. It's a pain stuffing them. I put the filling in a gallon ziplock. Cut off the corner of the bag and pipe the stuffing in the noodle. Less mess and easier than hand stuffing. I like shrimp or crab, but have done it with Italian sausage and it was good also.

gotta admit.....you Mississippi boys know how to eat......

Just look at MOST of us. We're in shape and that shape is ROUND lol

Originally Posted by prefers shiners

gotta admit.....you Mississippi boys know how to eat......

Originally Posted by DonDon

Just look at MOST of us. We're in shape and that shape is ROUND lol

My favorite doctor!

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies.. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).. And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. So have a cup now and then!
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

Looks plenty good. But why is a redneck eatin Yankee Food

Originally Posted by wilbur

Looks plenty good. But why is a redneck eatin Yankee Food

I'm cultured