Thread: Wife Aint Happy

so how did the couch sleep that night

I know your lyin Now, aint no way you tolt her that

Mine would have showed me other uses of the 10" cast iron skillet than making cornbread.

Originally Posted by GitDaGrease

Oh no guys I gotta call ya bluff on that one, I dont and I repeat DONT do laundry...

I don't either sept when mine gits dirty and only on Thursday!

Originally Posted by wilbur

I know your lyin Now, aint no way you tolt her that

Wilbur you need to go ahead and move down here like Neon cause yo speech is gone south!!! Tolt!!!What kinda word is tolt!!!! What's a yute!!My couson Vinnie! Just saying!!

Originally Posted by GitDaGrease

Aite lemme tell ya a good one and I may have told it already but I am sure there are some that havent heard it, one day a while back she was cleaning the house and I just got up and said man I gotta get out of here, went outside and started pickin up and straightening out some things outside and here she came out there, well one thing led to another, I hadnt been fishing in quite a while and my boat was sittin there with about an inch of dust on it, it was just about to get dry enuf to put it back in the shed and she looked at me and told me that she was gonna put my boat out by the road with a FOR SALE sign on it, I ask her why ya gonna do that and she said thats what ya do with stuff ya done use,,, I cam back real quick at her and said well he _ _ lets put it and the kitchen stove out there then!!!!!!

Don stop there there has to be more to this story! So how did it end after you woke up!

2 hours and 50 minutes. He may still be in a daze.

Originally Posted by SlabLapper4sure

Don stop there there has to be more to this story! So how did it end after you woke up!

His name is Sammy