Aite lemme tell ya a good one and I may have told it already but I am sure there are some that havent heard it, one day a while back she was cleaning the house and I just got up and said man I gotta get out of here, went outside and started pickin up and straightening out some things outside and here she came out there, well one thing led to another, I hadnt been fishing in quite a while and my boat was sittin there with about an inch of dust on it, it was just about to get dry enuf to put it back in the shed and she looked at me and told me that she was gonna put my boat out by the road with a FOR SALE sign on it, I ask her why ya gonna do that and she said thats what ya do with stuff ya done use,,, I cam back real quick at her and said well he _ _ lets put it and the kitchen stove out there then!!!!!!