PRY BAR:

A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.











HOSE CUTTER:

A tool used to make hoses too short.

















HAMMER:

Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent to the object we are trying to hit.















UTILITY KNIFE:

Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.













Son of a b**** TOOL:

Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a b****' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.