Contest

[Donald@CrappieLogic]

write a 3 paragraph fishing story with these 3 things in it SASQUATCH,WAFFLE HOUSE AND VILLAGE PEOPLE Slab will pick a winner monday at 5.00 oh the winner gets a dozen hand tied jigs and a dozen gnat's custom made to there liking im looking for wannabe to SHINE here "KEEP IT CLEAN GUY'S AND GAL'S AND REPTILE'S"

["G"]

For some reason whenever I think of any of those three things ....................I think about DD, lmaoRofl

[Donald@CrappieLogic]

For some reason whenever I think of any of those three things ....................I think about DD, lmaoRofl

yea me too im sure someone will throw him or wannabe in the mix

[Billbob]

just put me in i dont rite to good

[GitDaGrease]

lol this should be good.

[4THETHUMP]

where do you write

[KDAVID1]

Last Saturday I was on my way to lake Titicaca and stopped by waffle house to get some breakfast. Well low and behold what did I see--Sasquatch hanging out in the alley with DD. They were smoking, drinking beer, and rolling dice. So I went in ate my breakfast paid the bill and left. When I was leaving DD was passed out and squatch was leaning up against my truck--he asked if he could go fishing with me-of course I said come on. Got to the lake just before sun up, launched the boat and right off the bat--bam 8 poles with three pounders on em. Only problem was ole squatch got hungry and ate all the dang fish. We ended up catching a limit but ole squatch ate half of em-pfffft. Well when we got back to the ramp and loaded the boat I asked if he needed a ride anywhere when this panel van pulled up and wouldn't you know it--it was the village people (least that's what they looked like) Well ole Sasquatch decided to hang with them (said they had a car load of beer and some chics coming buy) So I headed home--kind of a typical day of fishing for me. Oh and WB called me a hard headed hobbit when I told him the story

[BigRiverMarine]

I was headed down to Jackson to meet up with DD to go see Village People in concert. He begged me to go, and being the nice guy I am, I agreed.

While I was driving down, I decided to stop at a convenience store for some beef jerky. I went in and made my purchase, and as I was walking back to my truck, I noticed some movement near the woods behind the store. Low and behold, it was a Sasquatch eatin a stale breakfast sammich from Waffle House. As I eased closer for a picture to prove once and for all that this thang wuz fer real, I got a call from DD wondering where the heck I was. I tolt him what was takin place, and he said for me to keep sneakin up on that Big Feets so I could not only get the picture that would for certain make US famous, but to also git a hair sample for DNA proof as well.

Well, I'm not sure if that Sasquatch heard the phone ring, or smelled that danged beef jerky I'd bought, but I was within bout 10 feet of him when all of a sudden, he (or she) sprang to its feet, looked me in the eye, and made the most blood curdling screaming noise I'd ever heard!!! I chunked my phone and the jerky at him and while leavin a scent trail in my drawers, headed fer the truck!!! QUICK!!!

Im fairly sure y'all won't believe this story, but if ya ever do capture a Sasquatch, in the Yazoo City area, please git my phone back!!! He's got my pictures in it, and I wanna be famous.

BTW, he smelled horrible. Kinda like that speshul hair stuff WB uses!!!


Big River Marine
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[feeshrman]

Lake Titicaca? LOLRofl Think i've been there, that's where i learned a full unopened beer would float. long story, but it involved tequila and using beer as a weapon against an army of ducks. moral is : the owners of lake take-a-dollar do not appreciate a case and a half of beer floating in their waters during sunday brunch. Anyhow, squatch and the village people bailed on me and i was left to feesh the beer out on my own, was banned for life from attending any functions at 'da lake, and am forced to get my shrimp and grits fix from the waffle house now. that's the last time they were invited to one of my shin-digs.

[Eagle 1]

For some reason whenever I think of any of those three things ....................I think about DD, lmaoRofl

NEVER MET HIM BUT SEEM TO KNOW HIM A LITTLE BETTER NOW .