I was headed down to Jackson to meet up with DD to go see Village People in concert. He begged me to go, and being the nice guy I am, I agreed.

While I was driving down, I decided to stop at a convenience store for some beef jerky. I went in and made my purchase, and as I was walking back to my truck, I noticed some movement near the woods behind the store. Low and behold, it was a Sasquatch eatin a stale breakfast sammich from Waffle House. As I eased closer for a picture to prove once and for all that this thang wuz fer real, I got a call from DD wondering where the heck I was. I tolt him what was takin place, and he said for me to keep sneakin up on that Big Feets so I could not only get the picture that would for certain make US famous, but to also git a hair sample for DNA proof as well.

Well, I'm not sure if that Sasquatch heard the phone ring, or smelled that danged beef jerky I'd bought, but I was within bout 10 feet of him when all of a sudden, he (or she) sprang to its feet, looked me in the eye, and made the most blood curdling screaming noise I'd ever heard!!! I chunked my phone and the jerky at him and while leavin a scent trail in my drawers, headed fer the truck!!! QUICK!!!

Im fairly sure y'all won't believe this story, but if ya ever do capture a Sasquatch, in the Yazoo City area, please git my phone back!!! He's got my pictures in it, and I wanna be famous.

BTW, he smelled horrible. Kinda like that speshul hair stuff WB uses!!!


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