Thread: Contest

Donny, this is going to be hard to judge. Some good ones so far.

While on my last outing at Enid my partner aka "Big Harry " were crusin down silo/guest creek, listening to Village People on the 8-track , when he spotted a fellow i thought: That was catching fish with a spear . He was gulping them fishes down faster than crappielogic does his last cup of coffee at the waffle house, on the way to pratt's during the spawn .Suddenly Harry jumped out of the boat and they ran up in the woods . Never saw Harry again but still remember those last faint words " where have you been , your daddy is gonna wear your bottom out and no you ain't going fishing anymore ". Everytime I hear SASQUATCH sounds while loading the boat I think about somewhere my ole frind is whistling the tune to " Y. M.C.A. PS. I NOW KNOW WHY WE NEVER WAS RIGHT ON THE FISH COUNT AT THE END OF THE DAY .:Hands Clapping MAKE THEM JIGS BLACK HEAD- RED(THREAD NECK ) WITH PURPLE AND FLO YELLOW MIX ON THE SKIRT . TWO STRANDS OF THAT GOOD TENSIL, NOT THE CHEAP STUFF .

IT WAS A COOL MARCH MORNING IN RANKIN CO . I WAS SUPPOSE TO MEET DD AND WANNABE . AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE BEFORE WE WENT ON THIS FISHING TRIP . I WAS EXCITED CAUSE I WAS GETTING TO GO AND MY WIFE TOLD ME TO INVITE THE 2 BIGGEST GEWBERS I KNEW OF AND MKE THERE DAY . " SHE SAID THEM AND CATCH A BUNCH A FISH FOR THEM BABY " , WELL I SAID OK . I WAS ON A MISSION GOING TO THE REZ WITH THESE TWO .
WE MET UP AT THEWAFFLE HOUSE AT ABOUT 3 AM . WANNEBE WAS SITTING BY HIMSELF CAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO E SEEN WITH ME AND DD . HE KEPT LOOKING IN HIS REFLECTION IN THE GLASS AND COMBING HIS HAIR . DD AND I SENT ROISHA THE 300 POUND WATRESAURUS OVER TO HIS TABLE , GAVE 5 DOLLARS TO GIVE HIM A KISS . WHILE SHE WAS GETTING HER KISS THE VILLAGE PEOPLE PULLED UP IN THERE PINK BUS . WANNABE AND DD WERE MESMERISED . WHEN THEY CAME IN WANEBE AND DD WERE ALL OVER THEM LIKE THEY WAS FAMOUS OR SOMETHING . WELL TO MKE IT SHORT I LEFT TO GET TO THE LAKE AT DAYLIGHT . THEY WANTED TO KEEP WANNEBE , BUT DD FINALLY GOT HIM OUT OF THERE GRASP . OH AND ROISHA HE STILL HAS YOU NUMBER IN HIS FAVORITES.
WELL THE YFINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME A TOMMY'S AND WE GOT THE BOAT IN THE WATER . THE WIND WAS GIVING US FITS SO WE HEADED UP RIVER TO A SPOT THAT CALL"BIKINI BEACH " I HAD GOOD INFO FROM TMAN THAT THE FISH WERE HOLDING UP IN SOME TOPS IN THAT AREA . AS THE FOG LIFT OFF THE PEARL RIVER AND THE LIGHT WAS GOOD . THOSE TWO WERE HUDDLE UP TOGETHER IN THE BACK ABOUT TO FREEZE , MAN WHAT WUSSES . AS I WAS EASING AROUND A BEND IN THE RIVER PULLING IN SOME SLABS . I WAS THINKING TMAN WAS RIGHT . I HEAR A COMOTION IN THE BACK OF THE BOAT . I LOOK AROUND , YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT DD AND WANNABE HAD SEEN A GHOST. TO THE RIGHT NOT THREE FEET FROM THE WAS BIG FOOT . HE SMACK WANNABE A BIG KISS ON THE MOUT H AND I HEARD HIM SAY THAT WAS FROM ROISHA . YOU KNOW I HAD TO QUIT FISHING AND TAKE THEM TO THERE TRUCKS . COUPLE WUSSY' S .
I RETURNED AND FINISH MY FISHING AN GOT A GOOD LIMIT . THEY JUST LET ANYTHING SCARE THEM . I WAS MORE AFRAID OF ROISHA THAN BIG FEETS .

hey don don who is the other guy in the village people pic hes wearing glasses

ummm, just a old dead meat, wanna cut someone body gewber hehe

Originally Posted by DonDon

ummm, just a old dead meat, wanna cut someone body gewber hehe

that dont look like the cutter himself does the cutter wear glasses lol

yep.....that ol sat lmao

Originally Posted by majflyboy

Donny, this is going to be hard to judge. Some good ones so far.

your right major slab is gonna have a hard time deciding this one