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**Donald@CrappieLogic** · 06-29-2012, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Gator_1

Well this is the truth, and nothing but the truth...
My lovely wife and I decided we would try our luck in the FJS championship. So we got up bright and early and headed for Enid lake. We stopped at waffle house to eat some breakfast. I had my usual, two eggs over easy, bacon, hashbrowns, and wheat toast. Darlene had waffles with syrup.
While we were eating in walked the funniest thing I ever seen. It was Wannabe, Donnie, "G" and Big H. The funny thing was the way they were dressed. Wannabe was a Indian Chief, Donnie was a Sailor, "G" was a Policemen and Big H was a Construction Worker. That's right THEY WERE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE! I was laughing so hard I choked on a piece of Bacon, good thing my wife knew the himlick manuever. After I got my breath back I said to them "what gives?" They said "didn't Yikess get a hold of you?" I said "about what" , "G" replied " They made a new rule just to make things interesting. You have to wear a costume to fish in the championship". I said "you got to be kidding". "G" said "nope its the truth" . About that time DonDon came through the door, and you guessed it he was dress like his hero "sasquatch". I knew DD would never lie to me , so as soon as we left I drove to Walmart and bought some costumes. Well being it was no where near holloween we had to make do. The wife grabbed some camo and dressed as a hunter, and I, under huge protest, got lingerie and dressed as Dr. Frankenferter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
We drove as fast as my GMC (girly man's Chevy) would go to the ramp. When we got there everyone was laughing so hard. They were all in the're regular fishing clothes.
"G" said " We got ya you big Gewber"
We didn't win....
But we did make next years calendar!

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that was actually pretty good eccept for the lingerie part

**RetiredRR** · 06-29-2012, 08:15 PM

All you story tellers are a hoot, funny. Enjoy the humor. Don't stop, let-er rip. Rofl

**KDAVID1** · 06-29-2012, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Donald@CrappieLogic

that was actually pretty good eccept for the lingerie part

x2 (and believable)

**canebreaker** · 06-29-2012, 11:16 PM

I was in the garden chopping the okra when a van pulls into my second driveway. The one that comes to the back of my house. I live on a dead end gravel road, the only one left in desoto county. My digger is barking up a storm so I exit the garden to see who it is. All these people get out of the van and are streching and sorts. I asked may I help? "Yea dude, I think we're lost, must have taken a wrong turn." Where were you headed? "We are suppose to be in desoto village to meet up with a guy named gator." Since they have his address, I look it up on mapquest and copy it off for them and they leave.
They left me a phone number, told me when I was ready for a meal give them a call for my trouble. Since it's my wife's off day, I let her sleep till dinner time. I'm hot, I'm ready for the shower, so I grab a pbr out of the frig. I have to prepare myself cause waking my wife up is like waking up a whole different body. It's like sasquatch has entered my house. She gets out of the way for me to have the bathroom, but not before the third trip to the frig.. After getting myself naked and wet, and dried off I'm about ready for some food.
Now that she is back to herself, she asked where are we going to eat? I tell her I don't know. I have the number to call for a free dinner. "Who number is it?" Some people that were headed to the village. So I call, ID myself. "Wow man, we were talking about getting some muchies, been tokon since we got here." Where would yall like to eat? "Ah, anythings good at this point, where do you want to eat?" How about Waffle House on Church Rd.? "yea, we passed it headed over here to the village, we'll meet you there in a few." Good timing, the place was empty. They told the server to start cooking whatever they wanted. I feel like a stuffed hog now.
Good night.

**Rees Guide** · 06-30-2012, 08:31 AM

DeSoto Village, not that brings back memories. Wonder ifn they still got that ole bus they used to block the road with when you went in???

**crappiehooker** · 06-30-2012, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by "G"

ha ha ha.....good one gator

that was pretty good gator!!

**majflyboy** · 06-30-2012, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by Rees Guide

DeSoto Village, not that brings back memories. Wonder ifn they still got that ole bus they used to block the road with when you went in???

You need to splain that to those of us who didn't do the village.

**Big H trucking** · 06-30-2012, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by majflyboy

You need to splain that to those of us who didn't do the village.

Ruff Ruff part of horn lake ms.

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**Big H trucking** · 06-30-2012, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by Rees Guide

DeSoto Village, not that brings back memories. Wonder ifn they still got that ole bus they used to block the road with when you went in???

Think your talking about Vodoo village Rees and they tore it down years ago due to crime and drugs and weman of the night go figure. Spent many drunk nighrs riding in there messing with them as a young and dum man its a mircle they did not kill us drunk rednecks in a jacked up f150. We had one close call needless to say we did not go back.

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**Gator_1** · 06-30-2012, 07:22 PM

I've had a couple people text me wanting to know who the heck is Dr. Frankenfurter is and what is the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
It was a movie from 1975. It is a rock opera. It stared Tim Curry (Dr. Frankenfurter) and Susan Surandon.
It is the highest grossing musical ever made and the longest continuous running movie ever. It still is show as a midnight move at hundreds of theaters. It's a movie for teens. The audience dresses like the characters and act out the movie as it plays... We went almost every Friday night when I was 16 - 17 years old.
I used this in the story cause if I showed up dressed like this for a fishing tournament it makes the story better than if I showed up in a Hawaiian shirt or somthing. I started to go with the blues brothers but I thought this made the story funnier.
Here's Dr.Franenfuter....

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