Well after a couple of minutes of not getting any text, I got to thinkin. Mr ATM is fixin to blow slab outta the water with a blindside cussin, so I sent the following text to slab.

Slab, ATM, for some strange reason, thinks he's been banned. Ignore him fer a while if he calls or text ya.

Minner

Slab, while in the middle of repairing tge server that you ugly folks tore up, responds- I got my own problems right now.

Minner- I know. Good luck.
(He really jus didn't know what he really had)
Well then ATM texts back- The chicken mr slab didn't answer.
Surely the gutless mr slab ain't gonna make me say what I gotta say in a voicemail.

Minner- Why not wait and talk to him. That's how you know who got canned.

Oh if he ain't whizzed already he will be after listening to that voice mail

Well by this time all the other 3 gewbers could do was laugh. Greber1, GeWBer and Gewbertriton had purty much ran fer cover and left me holdin the bag. Gewber1 was textin- Oh me, oh my, this $#*+ is funny.
GeWBer was runnin skeert. His last text was- Slab jus called me. I didn't answer. He left a voicemail fer me to call him. Just so y'all know, ima turn states evidence on you all and sell u all down the ribber. What do I do gewbertriton?Phark it. Imma call him back and get this over with.
Gewbertriton was busy wastin our tax money but had time to respond with- Tell him to call minner. Bwahahahaha. (What a friend).
During this time of despair, I sent slab one more text.
Minner- 555-555-5555
Please ignore this number if he calls or text. We will take care of it.
So now all we can do is sit and wait fer the board to come back up.