Thread: Dear ATM,

Gator you know old Minner is going to protect himself just as much as possible!!!Rofl

Believe this is getting as long as Days of Our Lives or As the World Turns! Come on Minner I am running out of popcorn!

Minner you forgot about the voicemail to slab...

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Quit eating and get to typing..

Rofl Rofl

Now that I have stopped laughing, we need to contact the Discovery Channel to discuss a new show featuring the GEWBERS. It would be as good as Swamp People !!!
Thanks y'all for making my day!!!
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Chapter 3 (Mr Slab don't really mean Mr Slab. Insert your own expletives)

ATM rethunk the situation and then responded with a 17 text rant like this:

On second thought

Tell that yanky mr slab to get in his Beamer and come on down here and I'll it a Mississippi mr slab whooping on him.

Heck he don't know if I crossed the line or not cause that mr slab can't interpret redneck.

Heck he's just itching to ban you. Tell him if he comes to fall camp you, You-know-Who and I are gonna tag team his mr slab.

Minner- He can't afford to ban me. Me and a couple more keep this place afloat.
I'll help ya out of this mess if I can. Don't do nuthin stewpit, not that you would or ever have.

ATM- I can't sign on to check my pm's and I'm on the dialysis clinics wifi so I can't check my email. I can't check nothing. Seems that mr slab would talk to me before locking me out.

Can you send me that mr slabs phone number. Maybe I can get him to answer my texts. That's more than o could get so and so over in the delta to do.

You know I bet so and so over in the delta is the one that got this all started.

He got whizzed at me the other day online

I tried to text and call him

He never answered . I bet he's telling slab I did something I didn't do.

You got slabs number? I won't let him know you gave it to me.(What a friend)

Minner- I got his email.

ATM- minner, I swear, you gettin like WB. I just told you I can't get to my email.

Never mind. I Barbie has it. Don't worry, I won't mention you.(Man what a friend)

Minner- Well be nice to him. Don't you remember that you know who called him and we ain't seent him since.

Then there was a break in the text.
More to come.

By the way. Ifn some of you are doubtin any of this, I can forward you the text. But they won't be edited with mr slabs.