Thread: Dear ATM,

I was pretty sure yall were pullin my leg. BUT, I never got a PM from Slab sayin I was in trouble. So i figured if I was in trouble he would email me. Therein lied the problem. I was at dialysis and on their free WiFi, and when I am on someone elses WiFi I can't check my email. To check it I would need to sign off their WiFi and use my cell service to check email. And with all six or eight of you goobers blowing my phone up with texts I couldnt sign off the WiFi.

Originally Posted by Big H trucking

What you done went and got yo self into now?

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I aint done nothing. Since Crappie.com was down this morning all these gewbers start texting me telling me i'm the only one that can't get online cause Slab's done banned me. Got my blood pressure up so high took two of them nurses to stop the bleeding when they unhooked me at dialysis.

Roflmao!!!! Now that's kinda funny not the best timing but funny nun the less.

Originally Posted by tritonman

I didn't do nuttin! Remember the rules...without pics!

Hmmmm? Pics you say? I got pics.

Well, that's partially accurate. Here's how it really went, and this is gonna take a while cause I got to do some editin to protect the innocent. (Mainly me)

Chapter one:
I get texts from two of the accused gewbers that said:
I'm messing with ATM right now text him and ask him.lol
Minner: Nah, I ain't gonna mess with ATM, he's a good man and ain't never caused no trouble.
Gewber1- Awe c'mon. Here's his number. 555-555-5555. I'll buy your lunch.
Minner- I dunno. Did you say lunch?
Gewber1- yea, lunch. Buffay.
GeWBer- Hey minner, I'll buy your lunch ifn you'll mess with ATM.
Minner-Hmmm. This must be an omen or a sign. Gewber1 and geWBer both offerin. Ok boys, I'm in. What ya want me to do?
GeWBer- me and gewber1 and gewbertriton are textin ATM to try and find out why he got banned.
Minner- ATM banned? Hmmm that's news to me. Did Yikees buy the board from Slab or sumptin?
Gewber1- Naw dummy, the board is down. Now get to it. ATM can't get on or check his email to confirm whether he's been banned or not.
Minner- Boy that's jus wrong, but fer two buffays, I'm in.

Chapter two:

Well, not wantin to completely participate in this drastically ferocious plot I reluctantly sent ATM the following text:
What'd you do to get banned? Can I help out?
Yo Friend
Minner
ATM- I don't know. Just got a text from Gewber1 asking the same thing. Didn't know I was banned.
Minner-Said your account had been suspended. I thought everything was cool?
ATM-Did he say this in a post or in my profile.
Minner-Profile
ATM- Maybe I forgot to pay the bill.
Minner- They ain't no bill ya gewber.
ATM-Hmmm. Prolly check my mail. Couldn't sign on this morning to c.com.
Minner-Dunno. Want me to pm Slab and see what's goin on?
ATM-Go ahead. Prolly just some mistake.
Minner-K. Anything to help you buddy.
ATM- gee thanks minner. You the best.

Is being called gewber1 the same thing as being the #1 gewber......LOL

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