An Indian Cheif and his Squaw had a son. He was born with only one testicle, so they named him Onestone. All through out his life Onestone was teased and tormented. When Onestone grew into the Bravest Warrior the Tribe had, He declared that if anyone called him Onestone again he would Kill them.

One day a squaw named Blue Bird came along and forgetting Onestone's promise called out Onestone what are doing. Onestone grabbed the squaw and took her to the woods and had his way with her for three days, and out of shear exhaustion, it killed Blue Bird. When Onestone brought Blue Birds body back, everyone in the tribe feared him.

A year went by, and a squaw named Yellow Bird who had been kidnapped by another tribe, and now rescued wasn't aware that Onestone had promised to kill anyone who called him by his name. Upon arriveing back to the tribe, Yellow Bird yelled out Hey Onestone, how have you been? Onestone grabbed her up and took her to the woods and had his way with her for three days, four days, and finally on the fifth day, her brought her back to the tribe ALIVE.

The moral of this story is that, YOU CAN"T KILL TWO BIRDS WITH Onestone!!!!!!!!!!!!!