A Mizzou fan, a KU fan, and an Alabama fan
are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Alabama fan insists that he is the most loyal. "This is for Alabama!" he yells, and jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Mizzou fan is next to profess his love for HIS team. He yells "This is for the Tigers!" and pushes the KU fan off the mountain.