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Thread: ...................... and THE AUDIT begins...............

  1. 04-11-2011, 12:42 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmydee1 View Post
    Like last year, I'd dispence with the "honey", "sweetie", language. She's probably really irritated she wasn't born "packin", so to speak, and loves takin it out on someone who can't honestly fight back. I remember this conversation from last year, and everything turned out ok then, I assume. Just "thank" her for being there and "helping" you make sure you have things in order, cause "you know how some things can slip thru the cracks", and that the only way everything can be "perfect" is if you don't do anything at work, and how you "know your world isn't perfect" either.....then go get her a cup of joe laced with hemlock. It'll all be over quicker that way.

    WB, hate to say this, but you're a genious.....only because I've done the same thing. When the NASD comes in for an unannounced audit, I act as though I'm really nervous about a 3-4 files, and draw their attention to trying to find something wrong with what I KNOW is right. Really messes with their mind, and I LOVE it. Most of these children who come in for the audit are 2-3 years out of school and I've been in the business 28 years. Old dog young dog. Well, you get the pic.

    CN, breath in, breath out, it'll all be good.
    I'm breathin' in..... Rofl
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    OR, OR, you could jus give her my number and I could sweet talk her fer ya. Somethin like, "For a big ole girl you shor don't sweat much', or, "Is them your teefs or can you lay em on the night stand of an evenin?" You know CN, some serious sweet talkin........................

    NOW, breath out-----you don't want ta start hyper-ventriculatin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmydee1 View Post
    OR, OR, you could jus give her my number and I could sweet talk her fer ya. Somethin like, "For a big ole girl you shor don't sweat much', or, "Is them your teefs or can you lay em on the night stand of an evenin?" You know CN, some serious sweet talkin........................

    NOW, breath out-----you don't want ta start hyper-ventriculatin.
    you da' man, Jimmy... with that kind of talk you'll get me in REAL trouble! Rofl

    She's a tiny thing....... I bet she won't sweat if it's 110..... Cool chick!
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    Well ifin it will help i just opened a extra large bottle of river boat red and will sit here and have a tall glass full and hope for the best for you C N ,,,
    IT'S 5--O-CLOCK SOMEWHERE,,,MIKE-p

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    Quote Originally Posted by old fuzzy View Post
    Well ifin it will help i just opened a extra large bottle of river boat red and will sit here and have a tall glass full and hope for the best for you C N ,,,
    I can always count on you, Mike...... always.... What a friend! Hands Clapping Thumbs Up
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    day #1 has ended.... Still smiling...... Have a great evening, gang! Play nice!
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    Quote Originally Posted by C N View Post
    I can always count on you, Mike...... always.... What a friend! Hands Clapping Thumbs Up
    MAY NOT BE AS HELPFULL TODAY AS I WAS YESTERDAY:o

    SEEM TO HAVE A BAD HEADACHE TO DAY. :p

    MUST'A BEEN A TAD TO MUCH R.B.R. YESTERDAY IN YOUR SUPPORT OF THE AUDIT,


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    Quote Originally Posted by old fuzzy View Post
    MAY NOT BE AS HELPFULL TODAY AS I WAS YESTERDAY:o

    SEEM TO HAVE A BAD HEADACHE TO DAY. :p

    MUST'A BEEN A TAD TO MUCH R.B.R. YESTERDAY IN YOUR SUPPORT OF THE AUDIT,


    :D :D
    Can you at least shred some documents for me? I'll get you some earplugs. LOL
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    TA DA......... Audit over......... I'm doing the happy dance! Came through A-OK!!!!!!!! Yahoooooooo!!!!!!!!!! We're good till next April! Hands Clapping

    I did my audit prep a bit differently than past years and it wound up being a much better way to do it so I learned something for the next go round. Thumbs Up
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    Alright.........
    RESPECT THE LAND AS WELL AS THE GAME YOU HUNT!

    "Life is like a coin, you can spend it any way you wish but you can only spend it once"
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