Maybe major will post you up some pics to perk ya back up!!!! LOL
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Ou contraire CN....They got a budget. It's part of the professional standards to establish one prior to the start. Run out the clock on 'em dood. Use the shot clock to your advantage.
Wannabe...
Wannabe...v2.0
A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.
Maybe major will post you up some pics to perk ya back up!!!! LOL
Wannabe.. I may not know much, but THIS I do know. We pay 'em to come here and rip me apart. It is not for a certain amount of time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The FIRM may have them on a time frame, but we do not. What she doesn't get done while she's here..... she's gonna badger me for over the next week. It's a lose lose for me.
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I'm wearing all black... wonder if I have enough black in my wardrobe to keep it up all week?![]()
To a point, I'm funnin' ya. But joe auditor has a budget and joe owner ain't done told 'em "blank check". 1/2 the gig is to do things to make you nervous. Been on all three sides. Neither is fun.
Wannabe...
Wannabe...v2.0
A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.
sigh....... you're really beginning to get on my NERVE, brother..... but I'll let it slide......'cuz you are the PURTIEST![]()
Sorry CN...I was just giving you the bidness. Hope it all goes smooth and the auditor takes long lunches.
Wannabe...
Wannabe...v2.0
A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.
Like last year, I'd dispence with the "honey", "sweetie", language. She's probably really irritated she wasn't born "packin", so to speak, and loves takin it out on someone who can't honestly fight back. I remember this conversation from last year, and everything turned out ok then, I assume. Just "thank" her for being there and "helping" you make sure you have things in order, cause "you know how some things can slip thru the cracks", and that the only way everything can be "perfect" is if you don't do anything at work, and how you "know your world isn't perfect" either.....then go get her a cup of joe laced with hemlock. It'll all be over quicker that way.
WB, hate to say this, but you're a genious.....only because I've done the same thing. When the NASD comes in for an unannounced audit, I act as though I'm really nervous about a 3-4 files, and draw their attention to trying to find something wrong with what I KNOW is right. Really messes with their mind, and I LOVE it. Most of these children who come in for the audit are 2-3 years out of school and I've been in the business 28 years. Old dog young dog. Well, you get the pic.
CN, breath in, breath out, it'll all be good.