Thread: Retirement Advice

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have
$49.00 left.


But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of vodka one year ago, drank all the
vodka, then turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND, you would have
had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

GO DD GO! :D

Had me some WorldCom.