Tuesday, my wife called me up when she got off work and we had the following conversation:

Is - You want to take a day off Friday.

Me - Well, yeah, maybe I can, what do you have in mind.

Is - I was thinking I'd like to take the boys and go out in your new boat.

Me - Gee wiz, that'd be neat. Yeah, I'll see if I can do that.

Of course, I was a bit surprised to say the least, but it left me with a warm feeling and I haven't stopped whistling happy tunes since then. Heck, I was really feeling it today, so I went home and did some house cleaning. Yeah, nothing unusual for me, but this time I wasn't even told to do it, so it's speshul.

So, I'm sitting here and it just hit me.....................SHE WANTS TO GO FISHING? Now, I'm all like........holy crap, what did I do? This is probably going to either

a) really, really hurt
b) going to be quite costly
c) going to involve a life insurance claim along about Monday.

I'm really scared guys. What should I do?

Wannabe...