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    Quote Originally Posted by duckhunter View Post
    first, you better warn her "honey, these fish are really, really, really hard to catch right now, you know, post spawn. they are moving, scattered and hard to find." that way, when you catch your one fish, she won't be disappointed.
    awwwwww what a guy, Duck! THat's a great idea!

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    You know that its going to kill you to have to wait untill tommorrow to see what we say.
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    Default Call Feelay

    I suggest you make room for Feelay. Heck he ain't got a boat, you can't catch fish put the 2 together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman View Post
    You know that its going to kill you to have to wait untill tommorrow to see what we say.
    With my senior moments (as Triton refers to them), I won't even remember till I get back to my desk and see the pics of me with my fishes. :D

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    I got it!! Let the boys be yalls guide fer the day. Make em the boss. Act like you don't know nuthin bout nuthin and ask lots of questions like "All right capt's, where y'all gonna carry me and yo momma to catch some feshes today?" and what poles do I use and can y'all rig these fer us?" then askem if this guided trip includes samiches and diet cokes.
    Wait.......... that's a normal trip fer you. You in trouble.

    No wait... I got it. Tell her you gonna carry bigger with y'all so you can show him how to fesh. Let bigger and the boys do all the feshin while you splainin what they doin. Dang it that won't work either. When they start ketchin feshes you'll be lost.

    You better just tell her you got an end of the month audit and got to work and Feelay will be takin yo spot as capt'n of the ship. Least that way when she decides to go back into the shady cove everything will be taken care of.

    Sorry this is so long, but with your inept abilities it's hard to help you out.

    Course you could just blame it on me that you ain't got no seat post and the boT ain't ready.

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    Default Man, can't watch you guys for an hour and you miss the

    whole point of what she said.
    Statement per WB is
    I was thinking I'd like to take the boys and go out in your new boat


    I don't see a mention of Wannabe going at all in that statement. SHE and the boys are going, not Wannabe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Minnerman View Post
    You better just tell her you got an end of the month audit and got to work and Feelay will be takin yo spot as capt'n of the ship. Least that way when she decides to go back into the shady cove everything will be taken care of.
    Bwahahahaha!:D Big sexy on the job! Might have to bring the tube for the little be's so's we can have some one on one fishin' time!:D
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    WB, you have an awesome opportunity right before your eyes. Do what I did with Deester: Take IS out on the boat, teach her how to run the big motor, back the trailer, load the boat up, work the trollin motor and the various gadgets on the consol. Next time you go, all you got to do is FISH, nap, and give directions. SWEEEEET!!

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    Feelay so what you going to charge old Wannabe for this trip? It being a kinda special trip and all.

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    And remember without pics it never happened!
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