Quote Originally Posted by Wannabe... View Post
I keep 'em skinny on purpose CN.

1) They fit into tight places easier. Comes in handy when I'm boat rigging and drop a washer or somthing.

2) They work extra hard for their supper.

3) Keep the oldest extra skinny so they can wear the same clothes.

4) Gotta pad the boat rigging account somehow and we don't really need groceries every week anyhow.

5) Also save extra money on pesticides and herbacides. You ought to see them boys huning bugs and frogs in the yard for snacks. They got a bunch of pretty decent recipes for chickweed/wild onions and grasshoppers that really don't sound all that bad. As a bonus, I haven't seen a snake in my neighborhood for 5 years now and even that one looked awful scared.

Wannabe...
Dang if that post didn't make me laugh so hard I cried. OMG! Hilarious! In a sad sort of way. Poor lil' bes out scavenging for their suppers. Makes 'em tough I guess.

Oh and PS Wannabe... you'd have to be outside to see the snakes. Not inside with the mop and dustpan. I need to meet Is and have her show me the ropes!!! :p