Thread: Things to do when you're BBT

Why'd you sell a man a boat and keep the seat? You could take one of those buckets and drill you a 3/4 hole in the bottom of it and put the seat on it and count cars on their way to the lake to catch fesh.

Oh, btw, you do get GREAT DAD points for roughin' it with the young bes.

He's definitely not sharing the meat with the youngun's. Their boots are almost bigger than they are! Feed those boys, Wannabe...!

I've seen this feller eat. He ain't sharin.

I keep 'em skinny on purpose CN.

1) They fit into tight places easier. Comes in handy when I'm boat rigging and drop a washer or somthing.

2) They work extra hard for their supper.

3) Keep the oldest extra skinny so they can wear the same clothes.

4) Gotta pad the boat rigging account somehow and we don't really need groceries every week anyhow.

5) Also save extra money on pesticides and herbacides. You ought to see them boys huning bugs and frogs in the yard for snacks. They got a bunch of pretty decent recipes for chickweed/wild onions and grasshoppers that really don't sound all that bad. As a bonus, I haven't seen a snake in my neighborhood for 5 years now and even that one looked awful scared.

Wannabe...

Take yer time, we ain't going nowhere... especially with you driving, erm, I mean posting...

And remember, posts are not like green stamps. You can't redeem them.

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

I keep 'em skinny on purpose CN.

1) They fit into tight places easier. Comes in handy when I'm boat rigging and drop a washer or somthing.

2) They work extra hard for their supper.

3) Keep the oldest extra skinny so they can wear the same clothes.

4) Gotta pad the boat rigging account somehow and we don't really need groceries every week anyhow.

5) Also save extra money on pesticides and herbacides. You ought to see them boys huning bugs and frogs in the yard for snacks. They got a bunch of pretty decent recipes for chickweed/wild onions and grasshoppers that really don't sound all that bad. As a bonus, I haven't seen a snake in my neighborhood for 5 years now and even that one looked awful scared.

Wannabe...

Dang if that post didn't make me laugh so hard I cried. OMG! Hilarious! In a sad sort of way. Poor lil' bes out scavenging for their suppers. Makes 'em tough I guess.

Oh and PS Wannabe... you'd have to be outside to see the snakes. Not inside with the mop and dustpan. I need to meet Is and have her show me the ropes!!! :p

WB, I gotta hand it to ya...that grill is lookin fine!!!