Quote Originally Posted by Wannabe... View Post
I'm your man CN. Not only am I an excellent bs er, I can shred volumes per minute, I know exactly where the delete key is on every keyboard ever made and I make a mean omlette and I can make a kitchen floor shine like the factory installed it for a demo.

All this aside from the fact that I am nothing if not entertaining.

When do I start and could I get an advance?

Wannabe...
You sound PERFECT for the job. When I heard omelette ===> I'm in. All in. No problem on the advance. I've been saving for some new boat toys so have a stash. Can you be here by noon? :D