Gatlinburg, the "Orlando" of the mountains... I haven't lost anything in either of those 2 places to go back for!
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That this is the second day of 2010. Happy second day of the new year e'ry body.
Made it home Thursday, but just got still around 830 last night but didn't want to waste it on you hosers, hence the early update. Dang kids insisylted on hunting this am. The nerve!! Word to the wise, if your doing your budget for the year and are planning on a Christmas trip to gatlinburg, tripple the allowance!!! Dern them hillbillies know how to stick it to a redneck!!!!! In spades no less.
Conversation I recently had repeatedly:
How much is that?
Fifty dollars.
How much with fries?
Seventy five dollars.
And I'd I add a coke?
Even hunnert.
Ouch!!! Blew the budget by a smooth terrova 80# 24v with US2.
Anyhow, I'm home. Your forcast for Monday calls for a strong chance of thunder poo with gusts to 40 mph. Better batten down rhe hatches.
Wannabe...
Wannabe...v2.0
A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.
Gatlinburg, the "Orlando" of the mountains... I haven't lost anything in either of those 2 places to go back for!
Well, he's back. Oh well, we enjoyed it while it lasted.
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Well crap the holidays are officially over
Just pullin yo leg glad y'all made it back
Wannabe don't let em pull your leg, I received several phone calls from some here, upset and sobbing about missing you. I tried to console them the best I know, but hey as you know I'm not very good at that sort of thing.
I just told em to suck it up you little weepie weenie , ya cry baby, no fishing, minner drowin, stinkie finger, snapper head.
Those kind soft spoken works seemed to calm them down. I'll not call there names ''unless provoked, or some one disagrees with me on anything or subject''.
Your friend.....crappie cowboy
Yeah, I got a few calls from people that were very upset as well, crying mostly cause you promised to come back.:D
Then I reminded them that you'd still be the same ole no-fish-catching gewber you used to be, only broker. That seemed to bring a smile to their faces. Not the same ole no-fish-catching gewber part (in fact bigger broke out in some serious quiver chin), but the broker part. For some, that was gooder than sitting on Santee's lap.
Last edited by Fishtaco; 01-02-2010 at 02:59 PM.
Quit complaining about the color, just pull up your skirt and fish! -- snagged