Thread: I hereby do officially declare and proclaim

Wannabe don't let em pull your leg, I received several phone calls from some here, upset and sobbing about missing you. I tried to console them the best I know, but hey as you know I'm not very good at that sort of thing.
I just told em to suck it up you little weepie weenie , ya cry baby, no fishing, minner drowin, stinkie finger, snapper head.
Those kind soft spoken works seemed to calm them down. I'll not call there names ''unless provoked, or some one disagrees with me on anything or subject''.
Your friend.....crappie cowboy

Yeah, I got a few calls from people that were very upset as well, crying mostly cause you promised to come back.:D

Then I reminded them that you'd still be the same ole no-fish-catching gewber you used to be, only broker. That seemed to bring a smile to their faces. Not the same ole no-fish-catching gewber part (in fact bigger broke out in some serious quiver chin), but the broker part. For some, that was gooder than sitting on Santee's lap.