We both have good looking wives and they make us look purtier. LOL Well, less ugly
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We both have good looking wives and they make us look purtier. LOL Well, less ugly
Let's see, my Daddy had a saying if I can remember it all,
Beauty is only skin deep
Ugly goes all way to the bone
Beauty passes away
Ugly hangs on
That was really sweet of him to try and make you feel better Creek. Hehehehehe
Did it work?
Wannabe...
to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss." Wannabe decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?""I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker."
has to sneak up on a glass of water
Hey I just quoted Larry The Cable guy I never said one bad thing,:confused:,,,yet ,,so show me the money.....You can't hold it against me for quoting Larry:D
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People even confuse his head for a ball on the trailer hitch....the big head, that is.:eek:
have y'all got any more, best reading for awhile.
so ugly he can squrill hunt with no gun, just uglys them out of the tree
but has to do it after dark, tears them up to bad in the daylight!
Here's a couple more::p:p
He's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, he’d get the electric chair.
He's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.
He's so ugly, his dentist treats him by mail-order.
Ya'll about done yet?
Wannabe...