You're so ugly your wifie takes you with her everywhere she goes so she doesn't have to kiss you bye. :eek:
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You're so ugly your wifie takes you with her everywhere she goes so she doesn't have to kiss you bye. :eek:
that is close to a slam dunkQuote:
Originally Posted by satdoc1
Man, this could get UGLY.:eek:
Wannabe's so ugly that when he sits in the sand, the cats try to bury him
Or this one
Wannabe's so ugly that when he looks in the mirror his reflection ducks
He is so ugly, he stuck his head out of the car window and got arressted for mooning.
Wannabe so ugly, the tears run down the BACK of his head.......
Wannabe is so ugly his own bank offered him an interest free
loan if he would get plastic surgery.
Now wait just a dang minute here, I don't mind a little ribbing from some good old suthn boys and even an occassional Yankee, but I don't need no certified cheese head stickin' his nose into it. :D
Dadgum, what'd ya'll do....post a "hey ya'll check this out" on all the other boards?
Besides, I've seen most everybody that's posted on this thread and they wouldn't know good lookin' if it rolled up and asked 'em for a minner. You on the other hand, CK3......I can't tell if you're serious or just making sport of me. :)
And besides, what's a doodle head from WI doing on a MS Crappie board? Our fish grow way bigger than 3", so I doubt our techniques would be applicable up there. LOL.
Wannabe...
I go home to it every day of the week and MAN, she makes me look alot better. LOL Well, maybe not me personally but when she's next to me, no one's looking to see how ugly I am :D
Acceptance is the first sign of recovery DD. Too bad their's no recovering from ugly though. Take Pstone for example. He's been ugly all his life and hasn't shown any sign of improvement yet.
Wannabe...