He was so ugly that his mom had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
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He was so ugly that his mom had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
Have you heard of Wannabe's new budget plan to save money?
He has found a new Crappie lake by his house that only charges by the pound of fish caught........
Me thinks he will save a lots of money!!!!!
Hey gewber, I followed that statement with how he doesn't catch fish and his kids are deprived of a real fishin experience...Sheeesh! Don't make me start a gewber thread on you!:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
WB came into work one morning with TWO BLACK EYES...everyone wanted to here this story....He explained..."I was in church yesterday and this nice lady in front of me stood up to sing and her dress was wedged in the CRACK....so being the nice guy I am...I reached up and pulled it out....POW....she smacked me...." Everyone laughed then an inquisitive person...like PStone asked..."That explains one Eye....". WB responded...."I put it back".
The boy is not only ugly...BUT not to BRIGHT, either.
I'm staying out of this one. My Momma always said not to pick on those who aint quiet right.
I can imagine him doing just that...the only problem is I see Don helping him.Quote:
Originally Posted by crappieman101
Yeah, and Bigger'd be on the pew behind me snickerin too.Quote:
Originally Posted by tritonman
Wannabe...
that put us up to it. LOL
Looki yonder, her dress ir running right up her crack. Whyount ya'll fis it for her.
that I thought you had more in ya than that
I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.