1. Lie
2. Lie about the gps coordinates.
3. Lie about the number of fish you caught...it always is a limits worth, never an odd numbre.
4. Lie about the bait.
5. Lie about what lake your going to.
6. Lie how big the fish was.
7. Take pictures of the fish, change the date every year, saves a lot of time.
8. Lie about not being a fan of crankbaits.


That's what I've learned on here......ha ha....