Man, I now this is an off topic forum, but shooooo-weeee!!! This is way out there.

Opie - I for one take you at your word. Got to admire a man that does what he has to to survive. Yes, you broke the law - both civil and societal, but many a man would turn to stealing or serious crime as an easier way out. Plus, somehow you managed to stay in school and still find time for a little sumpin' sumpin' on the side with the future Mrs. Opie. Now that's getting it done dude.

Wannabe...